Beware these are pretty bad, but ’tis the season to be jolly…
Q: What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
A: Bicycle petals!
Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up on its own?
A: Because it’s too tired!
Q: Why couldn’t Cinderella win the bicycle race?
A: She has a pumpkin for a coach!
Q: What do you call a professional cyclist who just broke up with his girlfriend?
Q: What do you call an artist who sculpts with bicycle parts?
Q: Why are bank tellers not allowed to ride bicycles?
A: They tend to lose their balance.
Q: Did you hear about the lunatic who won the Tour De France in one day?
A: He took the psycho-path.
Q: What does a bicycle call its dad?
Q: How did the barber win the bike race?
A: He took a short cut.
Q: How do you know you’ve married a cycling addict?
A: Your laundry has more bike jerseys than clothes.
(I’m not sure this last one is a joke, I think its just a fact, should be categorised as educational)